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Sad news

Dear Readers, You will have noticed that His Lordship, the Daimyo of MacGregor Manor Mr George E. Pie MacGregor’s blog has been dormant for some months now. Sadly, in July last year Fred Rico passed away of a stroke. 36 … Continue reading

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A Restaurant Named After Me?!

Apparently, Georgie Pie is coming back. This means that McDonalds is bringing me back. Perhaps it means that they are making a restaurant named after my awesome self??? BRING me some, minions! By order of His Lordship, the Daimyo of … Continue reading

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Every Cat Knows…

Minions! jafkl t aoigsh a 8tq@ nju8hvgu8hiov:bg8p giylyglufag vagi;o 4t Hmmf! Clearly every cat does not know how to type!  I was going to write the end of my title at the top there but have failed miserably and shall … Continue reading

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A Teddy Bear?!

Gooood meeerrrrrrrrning human readers, Today hagou togsi 97aq argh stupid paws!!!  This is sad.  I keep forgetting how to type.  Anyway, Rain has finished her big pile of words now so I am taking the computer back. The first thing … Continue reading

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Congratulations Gone and Prince Charming!!!

fka;j  jfaio;ghiao ut9qgio g v grobiobfaoijf ai;fjbn  Merow!  I am so excited that I cannot type again.  Flower and Furface Mustachio are going to be grandparents which means that this Daimyo is going to be Uncle Georgie Pie, aha yip … Continue reading

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I don’t care what he thinks, I CAN’T catch birds!!

HISSSSS!!!!! Merfk iuuuuu Mr Morgan!!!  Ohm I am attempting to use some human langages today because I am in a bit of a mood to scratch or bite or eeeeat someone!!!  Mr Morgan might think that he is the Daimyo … Continue reading

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Where’d it go?

djklsavho; gj0gh:ap: :hhuvouh7gt9puov;v b Merow!   I am too angry so my pawhafs don’t want to woarkn properly today. They told me there was none in the stainless steal food receptacle.  I could smell it, so I told them to … Continue reading

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Tori ni kawate oshioki wo! (In the name of the bird I will punish you!)

Meroeowowowowowowowow!  Hisss!!!  Spit!  Scratch!  Squiiiiiiiiirt! Bad humans! Fred Rico scored some turkey 4 times today!  Twice from Rain straight into his mouth, once when the turkey was having the rest of the meat carved off of it, and once when … Continue reading

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Ham Turkey Ham Turkey Ham Turkey… Aoooomeow!

Merooooooooooh! Meow! Maaaaoooooo! Hey! Humans!  Why are you not hearing me?  Stop putting me outside!!!!  I know it’s turkey day!!! The stainless steal food receptacle is filled with deliciousness and I want it noooowmeow!  Inside is a gigantic piece of … Continue reading

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Too Hoooooot!

lkfajo n ajgiopa94qu90 280p48ut01n h98paupvo[  0[h fh[ 9u8 Merowow! I am a cat.  I never thought that I would complain about the heat but Rain is writing her thesis and I can’t get access to the computer when she’s asleep … Continue reading

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