Peed on her stuff, yay! Thank you Mr honourary cat who is really a human but has the surname Miao so must in reality be a cat, who gave that to me. Seriously, these humans that think they are humans but really are cats amuse me to the maximum. Anything with the surname Miao must be a cat. I meeeeean it! You will have to correct me if I am wrong but I promise you I am not.
Anyway, we’re getting really good at this punishment stuff. Lots and lots of punishment. First, Mustachio goes away again. Then Rain goes to school early and comes back horribly late every day. It’s at the point where it is almost too late for us to go outside. Flower has also been going out long hours but we are used to that. It’s this change in Rain’s schedule that is irritating us. As a result, she is getting slammed by us in the punishment department. Her books, her floor, her bed. Oh yes we got her bed. We released our food from our stomach onto her bed. She was not very happy but we are awesome so she got over it quickly. … I think…
She refused to share her dinner with me tonight though so this is a wee bit of a problem… hmm… to be resolved by wee? We shall see.
Happy December loyal minions.
His Lordship the Daimyo of MacGregor Manor Mr Georgie Pie MacGregor