Tori ni kawate oshioki wo! (In the name of the bird I will punish you!)

Meroeowowowowowowowow!  Hisss!!!  Spit!  Scratch!  Squiiiiiiiiirt!

Bad humans!

Fred Rico scored some turkey 4 times today!  Twice from Rain straight into his mouth, once when the turkey was having the rest of the meat carved off of it, and once when Rain let us both in on Heddahoppa’s leftovers.

Heddahoppa also got offered some but they gave her too much so they reluctantly let Fred Rico and me have it.

I, me, Georgie Pie, you know the cat who writes this highly intelligent blog, got nothing, nada, zippo!, offered despite my asking over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again for it.  They kept just putting me outside.

Now, correct me if I’m wrong but, I don’t think this is very fair.  So, I have peed in a bathroom on a towel, nice and soaked so that it smells of ammonia, delicious.  Rain is not happy.  I also peed on a curtain in Rain’s office and sent Fred Rico down to sort of the problem too.

Yesterday was turkey day, there is still left over turkey, the humans are eating turkey.  Where is mine?!

I’m annoyed.

In the name of the bird I will punish you.  鳥にかわってお仕置きを。

Give me turkey when I ask for it!

By order of his Lordship the Daimyo of MacGregor Manor Mr Georgie Pie MacGregor

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Ham Turkey Ham Turkey Ham Turkey… Aoooomeow!

Merooooooooooh!

Meow!

Maaaaoooooo!

Hey! Humans!  Why are you not hearing me?  Stop putting me outside!!!!  I know it’s turkey day!!!

The stainless steal food receptacle is filled with deliciousness and I want it noooowmeow!  Inside is a gigantic piece of porky hammy noms.  In the hot stainless steal thing with a window for me to peer through is a delicious looking birrrrrrrrrrd.

They won’t give it to me and keep putting me outside where I get wet and have to run around half of the house to get back in because they don’t seem to want me in there.  Don’t they like my singing??

Sigh.  Merowowow!

Give me the deliciousness.  You will give me the deliciousness.

By order of His Lordship The Daimyo of MacGregor Manor Mr Georgie Pie MacGregor

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Too Hoooooot!

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Merowow!

I am a cat.  I never thought that I would complain about the heat but Rain is writing her thesis and I can’t get access to the computer when she’s asleep so the fact that it is hot and stopping Rain from sleeping means that I can get on the computer since she claims to be too sapped of energy thanks to 30 degrees to study.

It’s very hot.  Very very hot.

Please open the freezer door so that I can sit in front of it.

By order of His Lordship the Daimyo of MacGregor Manor Mr Georgie Pie MacGregor

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Enjoy a Coke with MEow!

Hello world of human minions!

Look what I found!  Look what I can do too, I can open a sliding door and get into the Sunshine Room!!  Furface Mustachio is away so I have been taking opportunities when Rain is out of the way… oh I do so love the Sunshine Room!  Take that Furface Mustachio!  That’s where Rain took the photo before she pushed me out.

Anyway human minions, enjoy Coke with meeee and enjoy my photo!

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Mer er er!  I love you minions.

Enjoy a Coke with me!

His Lordship the Daimyo of MacGregor Manor Mr Georgie Pie MacGregor

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I can open doors. Neener neener neeeeeener.

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Oops my paws again.

Today I am a very happy cat indeed.  And the humans are very annoyed indeed.  Meeeeehehehehehehe.

I can haz figured out how to open the sliding door to MacGregor Manor’s sunshine room.  The humans call it the guest room but I call it my sunshine room.  There is a bed in there, a skylight and a pile of blankets just for me.  At least that’s my understanding but Rain was just looking for me and found me in there.  She picked me up.  She spoke human speech to Furface Mustachio (when is he going to lose the furface, I think it was just for a while…) and it seems that he is not happy about me sleeping in the Sunshine Room.

But it’s so nice and warm and sunny and I really want to go in there!!!  So much so that I finally, after several years, have figured out how to open it.  I am smarter than they give me credit for you know.

I heard that Flower wants to clean the en suite in that room before Furface Mustachio tries to stop me from going in there ever.  I really want to sleep in there, just sleep, not toilet, just sleep.  Sleep I say!  So in the mean time I shall go back there to relax in the sun some more.

Furface Mustachio, if you lock that door this battle will not be over.

By decree of his Lordship the Daimyo of MacGregor Manor Mr Georgie Pie MacGregor

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Muffin!!!!

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Mer ach!!!  Mer er errr rooooow!!

Hey!  Rain!!  SHARE!!!!

Gosh, she has some sort of deliciously cakey fruity sweet smelling muffin in a white paper bag and darn it I want it!  But she won’t give it to me.  I have chased it around the table four times now and checked the bag for scraps which got stuck on my head and wouldn’t get off.

Aww man, she just said that it is all gone and it is in her stomach now.  How did I miss that one and why don’t I get any muffin?

Next time, Rain, you will share.  I am not getting my head stuck in a paper bag three times again.  You will share.

By order of his Lordship the Daimyo of MacGregor Manor Mr Georgie Pie MacGregor

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Where is Spring?!

GRrrrrrrrrrroooooowwwwwwl!!!!  

AMYIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!  Sglkoanslkagjkn komfjanbioa nihgフォpj日尾sん議大尾案 Oops need to type carefully, it’s been a while. Hiss!!!!!!!!

Why is it so coooooooold?!

Rain is so busy lately that I haven’t had the chance to steal her computer but guess what!  I just did!  She’s in another part of the house having something hot to drink because she says that the cold is affecting her back.  In my not so humble feline opinion, that is not the truth.  The truth is that she needs to practice curling around into a tight ball like me more often.  This will increase the flexibility of the muscles around that part of her AND mean that she can curl right around me at night rather than me having her kick me off the bed because she thinks she needs more space.  Sigh.  At least my stretchy cat body bounces back and can handle it.

In case you are wondering where I have been, well, it has been cold!  I am a cat!!!  When it is cold I do this!  For as long as is necessary and this year that has been for most of winter.  Usually, I close my eyes but SOOOOMEBODY called my name didn’t she, gosh so rude, disturbing a cat’s slumber.  It’s not like I do that to her in the middle of the night or anything *insert sarcasm sign here*.

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Furface Mustachio has come and gone numerous times since I last wrote here.  Every time he comes back I am so pleased.  I have another person to bother and another person to give me cuddles and and and oh he makes me so happy.  Rain said that he’s coming back today.  I do hope so because Rain needs her dad around after whatever it was that made her not so good on Monday night.  I don’t know what was up there but something for certain, so I jumped on her and made sure she knew that I was not going anywhere big purr and everything.  The girl needed it!  Aaaaanyway, Furface Mustachio!!!!  Furface Mustachio!!!  FURFACE Mustachio!!!!!!!!!!  Wait!  That means…. meeeeeeeat!!!  YUM!

Flower has been spending lots of time with the flowers lately.  Apparently, it is Spring so she needs to spend time in the garden and has told me to help by pooping.  I have no problem with that.  But where?  Furface Mustachio doesn’t need me pooping in his potatoes, zomg more potatoes to mound, because they get mounded and then I get told off because the human gets poo in their hands.  I don’t mind but they seem to.  Maybe I am supposed to poo by the dahlias?  Hmm.  I guess so long as they don’t notice that I marked the foyer wall there is no harm and no foul?

OK, this is hard work and I am cold!  I am going to go join Heddahoppa now.  She’s in a warm spot and Rain looks like she’s on a mission and needs this thing back.

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That’s me! On the left!!! Stay warm, humans!!!!

By royal decree of his Lordship the Daimyo of MacGregor Manor, Mr Georgie Pie MacGregor

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